When We Were The Voyage Unisex Premium T-shirt
Envelop yourself in the unsettling embrace of cosmic dread with this premium tee. It possesses a soft, luxurious feel, like the whispered promises of eldritch monstrosities. The t-shirt's regular fit and crew neck exude a timeless aesthetic that will persist long after hope has faded. The fabric, pre-shrunk like the withered souls of those who have witnessed the true nature of the universe, retains its size and shape through countless washes, a bleak reminder of the immutable horrors that lurk in the shadows.
• 100% combed cotton (85% cotton and 15% viscose for Marles color)
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²), as insubstantial as humanity's chances against the all-devouring abyss
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles, spinning a narrative of anguish and futility
• Pre-shrunk, like the diminished spirits of those who have beheld the genuine visage of the universe
• Regular fit, an ode to the attire of the ill-starred crew of the doomed expedition
• Crew neck, a gateway to the unfathomable abysses of existential terror
• Side-seamed construction, a vain attempt to withstand the onslaught of unstoppable otherworldly powers
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem, a somber tribute to the perpetual cycle of torment
• Ribbed collar, a suffocating grip of the relentless void
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, an unbreakable bond between the soul and the cosmic fabric
• T-shirt sourced from Bangladesh, a faraway land yet untainted by the impending nightmares
This product is crafted exclusively for you upon placing your order, a reflection of the personalized torments that await you in the clutches of the Harvester and the Feaster. The additional time required for delivery is but a fleeting instant compared to the endless agony that shall be your ultimate destiny. Crafting products on demand rather than in bulk contributes to reducing excess production, a meaningless endeavor in the face of the relentless cosmic forces that seek to unravel all of creation. Nevertheless, we appreciate your thoughtful purchasing choices, for ultimately, it is the minor decisions that define our humanity, even as it is inexorably eroded by the ceaseless assault of the void.